Entertainment
Faceless viral short
Cut and captioned · the format behind five 30K+ videos
Room 1Opening the Gallery Hall
Room 1Gallery Hall
Christian Valentin, web designer and growth operator. Walk the collection.
Five industries, five working concept sites, mounted like canvases. Scroll to walk. Step up to any exhibit to open it.
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Luxury Real Estate
Christian Residences is on display. Step inside to explore the build.
Scroll to walk · click any exhibit to enter it
Room 2The Curator
I grow brands from zero to an audience that buys.
I'm Christian Valentin. I take businesses from no real web presence to a converting site, a live store, and close to a million verified views, by building the website, producing the content, and running the daily publishing myself.
Social here is not vibes, it's a system: every post is tracked in analytics, winning formats get doubled down, losing ones get cut, and competitor research feeds the next round of hooks. That loop is how one channel went from 28 views in January to a 204,808-view June.
- 960,000+views generated across channels
- 432,000views on a single video
- 8 brandsrun in parallel on 5 platforms
- 30+research-cited articles published
Room 3Permanent Collection
Client sites already live.
Select a frame to bring it into the study.
Under study
okieesupply.com
3D interactive commerce
A 3D interactive commerce site with a custom WebGL hero, scroll storytelling, and a full catalog.
Room 4Screening Room
Real editing, not stock clips.
Every video was scripted, animated or cut, and shipped by me. Press play to watch with sound.
Culture & sport
Cinematic concept reel
Footage edit, sound design, captions
Culture & sport
Viral Facebook reel
Cinematic cut and sound design · 50K+ views
Culture & sport
Cultural feature
Archival footage, bilingual captions
Pet & sourcing
Myth-buster reel
Kinetic text, motion graphics
Pet & sourcing
Product journey
Six-step motion graphic sequence
Kids education
Illustrated explainer
Script, custom animation, voiceover
Kids education
Storybook explainer
Storybook animation, word-synced captions
Room 5Records Room
What a real system does to a view count.
The monthly view curve for one faceless channel after my content system went live. Actual analytics, not a projection.
Breakout month204,808 views in June
28Jan
60Feb
120Mar
260Apr
500May
204,808Jun
38,035Jul
- Views across channels
- 960,000+
- Views on a single video
- 432,000
- Brands run in parallel
- 8
- Videos over 30,000 views
- 6
- Cited articles published
- 30+
Figures combine Metricool analytics across all connected accounts with public YouTube channel counts, July 2026. The 30K club is a repeatable format, not one lucky hit.
Room 6Commissions
What I build, and what it costs.
Three ways to commission work: a website built once, a store built and run, or content and social managed monthly. Every plan states scope, timeline, and ownership. You own everything I produce for you.
Website builds
One-time projects. Demo-first for local businesses: I build the homepage before we ever talk, so you're buying something you can already see.
Brooklyn Community Build
$600one-time
My give-back rate for Brooklyn-based small businesses: the same custom build, priced for the block, not the market.
- 5-page custom site, live in 7 days
- Reserved for 2 Brooklyn businesses a month
- 2 revision rounds
- Optional care plan, $39/mo
Signature Site
$1,200one-time
A brand site that looks expensive and converts.
- Custom design, copy, and build
- SEO foundation
- Mobile and speed tuned
- Launch and full handover
Immersive 3D
$2,500from, one-time
A scroll-driven 3D experience, like the hall you just walked through.
- Custom WebGL scene and camera work
- Scroll storytelling
- Built on your real product or space
- Store or booking integration
Stores & e-commerce
Shopify builds and hands-off store operations. Proven on lunion.shop and okieesupply.com, print-on-demand and dropship included.
Shopify Store Build
$950one-time
A storefront that looks like a brand, not a template.
- Theme design and customization
- Products, payments, and shipping configured
- Email capture and basics wired in
- Launch and full handover
POD / Dropship Launch
$1,400one-time
A print-on-demand or dropship store built to find what sells.
- Store build plus supplier setup
- First product wave designed and listed
- Mockups and product photography
- Vetted manufacturers when it's time to scale
Store Operations
$600/mo
Your store, run for you week to week.
- New products listed monthly
- POD and dropship fulfillment managed
- Supplier and sourcing support
- Site upkeep and monthly report
Social media management
Monthly retainers, run data-first: every post measured, formats optimized against results and competitor research. No hours billed, only work delivered.
Presence
$500/mo
A consistent feed, handled for you.
- 8 edited posts a month
- Captions and hooks written
- Scheduled to your channels
- Monthly analytics report
Growth Engine
$900/mo
The system behind the 204K month.
- 12 videos a month, faceless formats included
- Daily publishing across 5 platforms
- Hook and format testing
- Reporting against live analytics
Full Studio
$1,500/mo
Content, search, and site upkeep together.
- Everything in Growth Engine
- 1 research-cited SEO article a month
- Ongoing site upkeep
- Quarterly strategy session
Need the whole operation off your plate? The whole-stack retainer (site, store, content, and social under one operator) starts at $2,800/mo, scoped to your brand. Every engagement can begin with a $75 growth audit, credited toward your first project.
Room 7The Office
Let's make your numbers look like these.
Tell me the brand and where you want it in ninety days. I take a handful of clients at a time so each one gets real attention.
christian@zishub.com